baby boomers

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 02-Jun-2006 13:33:54

Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics
to accommodate again baby boomers.
They include:

Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba -- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 02-Jun-2006 13:46:16

Hahahaha, those are funny.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 02-Jun-2006 22:09:50

lol, i love the last one the best!

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 03-Jun-2006 6:55:20

Those are all true: promise. HaHaHaHa

Bob